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The Making of Mortem ⊙▃⊙

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by Jay_Quack  
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Lol. This is what happens when you put two wierdos together(WARNING: The following blog is for mature readers only. Reader discretion is advised). Well, this is the making of 'Mortem', our new story. And if you wanna read it, just click the link right over there. Please. Read it. http://www.fanficoverflow.com/story/view/521/mortem-original-supernatural

Oh god, shamless advertising. (╥╥)  //slapped

 

 
 
  • 12:06am
     
     
    FrackinFailxD

    What's our MC's name?

     

    Stacy.

     

    So her mom can have it going

     

    naaaaaaaaaah

     

    Victoria

     

    The girl with no secrets

     

    naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

     

    Jazzy

     

    The Muggle

     

    naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

     
     
  • 12:07am
     
     
    Jay_Quack

    lol

     

    no

     

    it's jazzy

     

    The girl who dies in the first chapter

     

    the end

     

    LOL

     
     
  • 12:07am
     
     
    FrackinFailxD

    Let's have a character like that.

     

    Like.

     

    I dropped my cat, Jazzy.

     

    I heard her meows of pain

     

    .

     

    I never liked that bitch anyway.

     
     
  • 12:08am
     
     
    Jay_Quack

    lol

     
     
  • 12:08am
     
     
    FrackingFailxD

    Fucker scratched my face.

     
     
  • 12:08am
     
     
    Jay_Quack

    YES

     

    and my car

     

    Bitch deserved to die

     
     
  • 12:08am
     
     
    FrackingFailxD

    Aww Yiss

     
     
  • 12:09am
     
     
    Jay_Quack

    Hey, which font should we use?

     

    Times Roman or Tahoma

     
     
  • 12:09am
     
     
    FrackingFailxD

    Comic Sans.

     

    //shot

     
     
  • 12:09am
     
     
    Jay_Quack

    I KNEW EHT

     

    LOL

     

    GAAAYYY

     
     
  • 12:09am
     
     
    FrackingFailxD

    Let's make the font white. 

     
     
  • 12:09am
     
     
    Jay_Quack

    YOU FUCKER

     
     
  • 12:11am
     
     
    FrackingFailxD

    In one of the later chapters.

     

    MC can be like,

     

    You're like the human version of a period

     

    to death

     

    and he'd snap his fingers

     

    and instant period

     

    then he fucks her.

     
     
  • 12:12am
     
     
    Jay_Quack

    Lol He be all leik " I'M ON MAH PERIODDDD!"

     

    And leik stabs her vachina

     
     
  • 12:12am
     
     
    FrackingFailxD

    and gives her a third breast

     
     
  • 12:13am
     
     
    Jay_Quack

    and then sucks her candy toes

     
     
  • 12:14am
     
     
    FrackingFailxD

    And be all "waddap bebe clab"

     

    *clap

     
     
  • 12:15am
     
     
    Jay_Quack

    And then she be all leik pissed and shit and go *chili wack

     
     
  • 12:16am
     
     
    FrackingFailxD

    And then he like, shoves a video camera up there and be all like, "this is the inside of a vagina. You still going in guys?"

     

    is this story gonna be serious or wat. omfg xD

     
     
  • 12:17am
     
     
    Jay_Quack

    LOL

Again, I apologize for the ill mannered words, but teens will be teens. xD

 

 

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