Gardevoir's Note

by UnrulyRedFox
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I'm a Gardevoir. Unfortunately, I look like a human, as Gardevoirs do. But I am not. I am an animal. A monster.

One might think being able to fight would deter people, but it in fact does not. People seem to want me to use Hypnosis for some... socially unacceptable things. It disgusts me to think about.

For some reason humans draw my species with breasts, though we have none. Nothing of the sort.

Another thing is that people think we are the very picture of feminine beauty and grace. But in fact, as many of us are male as we are female. I, myself, am a male.

Humans are quite strange. Any creature that vaguely resembles them in a way becomes a target for their inappropriate fantasies. Like Lopunny, and Hatterene. Hatterene isn't even that person-like. They are merely faefolk, a few feet tall if that much. Most of what you see is made up of hair. Do people somehow not know this?

Regardless, this truly needs to stop...

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