Let's Get Serious~ We're a Club! (But We Need a Club Name!)

 

Hi again! IcyWish here! (Who else would it be?) Now, to those who have forgotten what had happened in Chapter 1... Please direct your attention to Chapter 1 and read!! Joking, I'll just tell you right here and now. Moriko and Mizuki meet a girl names Usagi, who take them around to all the rooms so that Moriko can form a club. It turns out that there isn't any more rooms left, until Moriko comes up with a drastic, yet self-centred plan! Later, Usagi decides to join the 2 girls. Now... their club life has just begun...! Hope you enjoy Chapter 2.

 

"Moriko-chan here! If you've been following our previous antics and have enjoyed all that, stick around!"

"Moriko-chan, you're talking to yourself again," Mizuki sighed.

"What should we do now?" Usagi asked, walking around the room.

"I dunno. Recruit more members?" I asked.

It was only yesterday- only yesterday when this club was formed.

"Ah!" Mizuki gasped.

"What is it?" Usagi asked.

"We haven't decided a name for our club yet!" Mizuki answered, "We can't start without a club name."

I shrugged my shoulders, "It slipped my mind, I guess."

"Whaa-?! How can you forget something like that?!" Mizuki cried.

"Think of a name," I said.

She changed the subject... just like that! Mizuki thought, annoyed.

"I've got a name!" Usagi announced, happily.

"What?" Mizuki and I both asked.

"'Fuzzy-bunnies Unite'! How about that?" Usagi said, delighted.

"Nah, too fuzzy." I remarked, "And babyish."

Usagi just started crying randomly. I saw Mizuki walk up to Usagi and tap her on the arm.

"Yes, I know what you're thinking. You think that Moriko-chan is a heartless, self-centred, obnoxious girl, don't you? Well, I agree!" Mizuki soothed.

"Liar!" I shot.

I crossed my arms, "How about 'Tanoshii Jikan'?" I suggested.

Mizuki and Usagi turned their attention to me. "That's... sensible (for once)!" Mizuki exclaimed, "But why 'Tanoshii Jikan' out of all words?"

"OK then, Tanoshii..." I hung my head sadly.

"Why are you sad?!" Mizuki raged. "But, who agrees with Tanoshii?"

"How about 'Cherished Times'?" Usagi asked. 

"So many good names. And none were suggested by Mizuki-chan!" I whispered loudly to Usagi.

"*anger-marks* You just wan't me to suggest something, don't you?!" Mizuki flared.

"Yup," I agreed, "Through and through. Say something!"

The room went silent for awhile. You could hear the clock ticking every second. Then suddenly, fire appeared around Mizuki.

Usagi gasped, "Mizuki-chan! She... she's on fire!"

"I...I need a fire extinguisher..." Mizuki muttered. Both Usagi and I fell down in shock.

"I thought you were gonna say something unbelievable, you know, like in anime and manga!" I exclaimed.

"Sorry," Mizuki laughed, "I was thinking too hard."

"About fire?" Usagi asked.

"Hungry..." Mizuki said in a weak voice.

I was taken aback. "A great suggestion!" I agreed, nodding my head wildly.

"Um... I don't think Mizuki-chan meant that as a suggestion! *sweat drop*" Usagi put in.

"OK, let's combine what we've got! So that equals... 'Tanoshii Hungry Cherished Jikans'!!!" I announced.

Mizuki looked up. "What kind of club name is that?!"

"Ours, of course!" I winked at her.

 

*THE NEXT DAY*

 

*Slam*.

"Imooto-chan! Get up! You've overslept!!!" My older sister screamd at my face. I'm not saying 'literally'. She really did, and that wasn't a treat! It ruined my day!!

"Urgh..." I muttered, sleepily, "Since when did you call me your little sister, huh? You usually scream 'Moriko!' Without the honourifics... sad, ain't it?"

"Stop talking to yourself!" My older sister ordered, angrily. "And look here, you've got your uniform now! So make an effort to actually WEAR it!"

"Hey, I'll do what I do, and you'll do what you do!" I sang, tutting at her, sadly.

"Just-- OK... fine, I see... do what you want...!" My sister stuttered angrily, stomping out of the room.

"Hey sis," I called after her, "Be a big girl and make me some pancakes!"

Then a really NICE and CO-OPERATIVE thought struck me. She told me to wear it. As in... wear it out?! I'll do her a favour... I thought, evilly. I was going to put my plan in motion...! Or is it notion...?

 

*SCHOOL*

I missed the bus... full stop. Nyaah~! Maybe if I had treated my sister nicely... or nicer, she would have driven me to school! To make matters worse... I missed the bus! But is it worth acting all serious in my head now? Missing the bus because I don't actually USE the bus? Heck yeah! It was worth ever grain of... GRAIN!! Wait, now the bus is getting farer and farer. Waah! I'm late!

"Wait up, bus!" I called out.

 

*AT SCHOOL*

 

"I feel tired!" I panted.

Eh?! Come to think of it... I don't even know where my class is! *sweatdrop*.

"Mizuki-chan! Usagi-chan! WHERE THE HECK IN THE SCHOOL ARE YOU!?!" I called... well, screamed.

I girl walking pass me must've been seriously annoyed, because this is what she said- "Are you a student or a perverted salesperson?" She asked me.

Now, this is the trick to dealing with people as sarcastic as that...

1. Take it, instead of defending yourself, which is what that person wants, or simply saying "sorry," just say something like this...

 

"^.^ I'm both, thank-you very much!" I cheerfully answered her.

"Uh... that--that's... all right. I'll be... LEAVING NOW!" The girl said, extremely fast and cautiously.

Now, where was I...? Oh, right!

"Mizuki-chan! Usagi-chan! Where are you?!" I screamed, at the top of my voice.

"That was unlucky that we ran into her right here..." A familiar voice said.

I spun around, "Mizuki-chan!" I exclaimed.

"Oh, hello Moriko-chan!" Usagi waved.

"Hi..." Mizuki said in a ashamed tone.

"You should be happy to see me, just like Usagi-chan here is!" I pointed out, patting Usagi on the head.

"...By the way... Our teacher wasn't here yesterday, and on the first day." Mizuki informed me.

She changed the subject! Why...?!?!?!?!? I thought.

I rubbed my head. "Oh WHEELY? Who told you?" I asked.

Mizuki sighed, "I heard. But our teacher IS here today though. That's why we're doing the introductions today."

I was fired up. I was going to have the best introduction ever!!!

Suddenly, there was a 'briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin' sound. That was the bell!

Panicking, Mizuki, Usagi and I frantically ran back to class. And just in time, no less!

After about half of the people in my class had introduced themselves, a thought struck me. 

Where are the boys?!

Usagi, who was sitting next to me was quietly humming to herself when I tapped her.

"Huh?" She said.

"Where are the boys, Usagi-chan?" I asked.

"There aren't any! Isn't that great? We're at one of those 'all-girl schools'!" Usagi exclaimed.

Then, Mizuki, who was sitting behind me, whispered, "Seriously? This is our third day and you haven't noticed yet? And that's not the point! Didn't your mum or sister tell you?"

"Tell? Me? Of course not! And anyway, are we in middle school, or high school?" I added.

Mizuki seemed to space out for awhile. "Um... I'll leave this to you. You know, it's a really easy... uh, mystery. You know, a person like you could answer such a question." She answered.

"*Eyes glazed*. Even you don't have all the answers, do you?" I sighed.

Mizuki's left eye twitched, "What do you take me for?! Albert Einstein?!" She exclaimed.

"Next up, Moriko--" The teacher called.

I shot up from my chair, and waved my hands like mad. "Hi there! I'm Moriko-chan! But call me Moriko-sama! I have long, blonde hair, and I love lemonade! My favourite colour is red... or is it blue?! Anyway, I'm blood type A! I was born in 1998- May 17th! My favourite animal would have to be the lama! My favourite anime would be 'To Be or Not To Be~ Chocolate'! My hobbies include writting stories, and doing basic animations! If I could have any superpower, I'd have to be shooting paint out of my mouth! Also--"

"Ahem!" The teacher cut in rudely, "Thank-you, Moriko for that, um, truely UNIQUE speech! It was very detailed, and I enjoyed it the WHOLE way... now, next, Mizuki!"

I saw Mizuki stand up. 

"Mizuki. Now, tell us all about yourself!" The teacher smiled, all friendly-like.

This teacher...! I thought angrily, She rudely cut in, and didn't even SAY anything before I began my introduction! Mizuki-chan always is lucky! ...This is so UNFAIR!

(ME: Uh, Moriko-chan, you DO know that you cut in before she could say anything, right?!)

 

"...My name is Mizuki. Unlike SOME people I know, I'm sensible. I hope to enjoy this year with everyone! ^.^" Mizuki explained, casually.

"And what club are you joining?" The teacher asked Mizuki.

Mizuki shrugged her shoulders and sighed. "Who knows what's it called!" 

*AWKWARD SILENCE*...

Everyone blinked at Mizuki, expectingly. Mizuki started to panic. Usagi was, well, let's say that she had her head caught inside her desk. Was she sleeping?!

*TIME SOMEHOW PAUSES*.

"Usagi-chan!" I said, shaking Usagi. "Get your head out of there! You're drooling! And stop doing that... BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!"

*TIME UNPAUSES*.

 

"TURN YOUR ATTENTION TO ME!" I commanded, climbing on top of my desk. Everyone spun around to look at me. Even Usagi, who was... HUH?! She just turned into Mizuki! Her eyes... Eeep! (<--Sorry for that. Just Moriko's wild imagination. ~Mizuki.)

*LET'S CONTINUE... SO MANY SETBACKS!*

"Tanoshii Hungry Cherished Jikans!" I screamed. It was nice to declare MY group to the whole world! ^.^

Everyone's mouths just dangled open. "Oi, it's rude to keep your mouths open like that!" I exclaimed.

The teacher just warily raised her hand. "Um... Lunch is early today............" She said. t was as if she was scared or something. Ha~! Take THAT, teacher! (Moriko still doesn't know her teacher's name yet!!)

 

*LUNCHTIME... WELL, PRE LUNCHTIME BY 10 MINUTES*...

 

"._. I never got a chance to introduce myself!" Usagi had complained.

"Yeah, well, same with the others!" Mizuki said, "And it's all thanks to Moriko-chan." She added.

"Hey!" I protested, opening a 2-litre bottle of lemonade, "What did I do?!"

"Everything BAD." Mizuki said, annoyed. No, make that VERY annoyed.

"Is having lemonade for lunch a healthy choice?" Usagi asked me.

I grinned, "Are you worried about my health?" I asked, hugging Usagi.

"Uh--no-- I meant to ask if it was healthy." Usagi explained.

I froze. Yes! Yes it is. But really, it's not...

"Yes! Yes it is!" I replied cheerfully, "Very healthy!" I gulped down half of the bottle of lemonade.

"One of the 7 wonders of the World- 'How does Moriko-chan LIVE'?!" Mizuki said, sarcastically.

"On take-away food, of course!" I said, flashing a 1,000 volt smile at her.

"I'd like the meet your family..." Mizuki muttered.

I froze.

"Um...that wasn't an insult!" Mizuki said, waving her hands, "Uhm... I was joking, honest!!"

"You look pale! Are you okay, Moriko-chan?" Usagi asked, looking concerned.

No...!!! I wasn't frozen because of that! And anyway, what does Mizuki mean, that she was joking...? Eeee... no. Now, I've got to get back to this... tension-like part of my life...!!!

 

"OUR CLUB!" I screamed, "WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO OUR CLUB...!"

"What do you mean, 'we have to get back to our club'? We're IN it. We haven't quitted or anything. (Although I'd like to...)"

"Eh?!" I gasped, shocked, frantically turning around to look at Usagi, and then looking at Mizuki. I did this for... Hmm... Um, 3 minutes and 14 EXACT.

"My head hurts," I complained, rubbing my head (?). "I mean... my BRAIN hurts!"

"Huh?" Usagi glanced at me.

"You mean to say that you have a headache?" Mizuki sighed.

She's so smart...! How come....?! It just simply can't be...! A HEADACHE?! Pfft! I bet that's not even IN the dictionary! And anyway, shouldn't it be called a 'brainache'? Because my BRAIN hurts! Headache... whose heard of such a thing?! I thought, getting madder and madder by the minute.

 

"You're grumpy." Mizuki pointed out.

"You're right! You're right! She really is! (But why?)" Usagi praised Mizuki, hopping up and down.

"I-I... I-M GOING TO OUR CLUB ROOM...!!!" I announced, stomping all the way to the room.

As soon as I opened the door I smelt... hey! I asked for an air-conditioner! Our club really needs one! Like, reaaally badly!

Everything was perfect (just like me!)... well, except for one thing... 

"AAHH! There's a... a--a ... FIGURE IN THE SHADOWS! RETREAT, RETREAT!" I screamed, hurrying back. I quickly leapt and jumped behind the sofa. 

I saw the figure take a step forward.

Trembling, I watched in fear as-- HEY! THIS CHAPTER'S ALREADY OVER?! OK, I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER WHAT I WAS UP TO... UM... OK... THAT SUCKS... AND WE WERE ACTUALLY GETTING SOMEWHERE--!!!

 

TO BE CONTINUED...

 

ME: *sigh*. Sorry to cut you off like that. I thought that it would make things more, how can I say it-- exciting?

MORIKO: OK, while you type up my life, I'll just stay here! ^.^ But, you can type as slow as you want, because I really need to watch this anime, and then continue my manga!

MIZUKI: You know, we're main characters as well! Why aren't we getting as much screen time as her?!

USAGI: Screen time! Screen time! Me too~!

ME: Such a disfunctional cast... how am I supposed to continue your lives?! Might as well leave you there!

ALL (besides me): WE'LL DIE!!

 

Hope you enjoyed this chapter! Sorry to cut it short. You know, I should add more detail... hmm... >.<

I think I said before that I'd include the characters' hobbies, but naah! You'll all find out, soon, anyway. So, for now, um, I dunno.... *IMOOTO means big sister, just to let you know. Wait, didn't I already explain this... urgh! *FUME* Time...!!!