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Ingredients, Materials and Method

by jj_maple
Tags   comedy   random   smoothie   | Report Content

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Ingredients and Materials-

- Ice

- Kimchi

- Rain Water

- Soup

- Hairs of a unicorn or a pony with a cone stuck on its head

- Fish 'n' chips

- Rainbow Sprinkles

- Spoonful of sugar

- Chocolate

- Vanilla

- Strawberries

- Dynamite

- Whipped Cream

- Prawn Dumplings

- Milk

- Cup

- Blender

- Hot Sauce (chilli)

- Ice-cream

- Spice

- Apple Pie

- Chicken

- Lollipops

 

Please take care in reading the list as it will be important and every ingredient is crucial.

 

Method-

Step 1-

Gather ingredients

Step 2-

Cut up all ingredients even if they are solid, liquid or gas.

Step 3-

Plug in blender

Step 4-

Put the ingredients into the blender

Step 5-

Close the lid

Step 6-

Blend for 5 minutes

Step 7-

Open the blender

Step 8-

Pour contents into the cup

Step 9-

Look at the mess

Step 10-

Dump contents into a bin

Step 11-

Ask mum to make a smoothie

Step 12-

Find out that she is unavaliable

Step 13-

Grumble and stomp around the house

Step 14-

Go to McDonalds

Step 15-

Order a smoothie

Step 16-

Wait

Step 17-

Get your smoothie

Step 18-

Sit down or go somewhere else

Step 19-

Look natural

Step 20-

Enjoy your hard earned smoothie

 

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byzelo  on says about chapter 1:
have you tried making it? it surely sounds delicious!!1!!1

Fantasy  on says:
HAHAHAHA hilarious!
Good job!
I know you and diamond pop told me to read your stories but I didn't think that they would be funny lol

DiamondPop  on says:
Looking from the commenters, there's a lot of subscribers :)

DiamondPop  on says:
Oh my god lol I love your stories

--Twace  on says about chapter 1:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA XDDDD You and your real life hacks one shots. XD

BAPBlackjackVIP  on says about chapter 1:
LOL whaaaaaaat??? XD

yingjumeihua  on says about chapter 1:
That's so funny :)

letsdoanal  on says:
I look forward for more <3

letsdoanal  on says about chapter 1:
This is beautiful. I cried at the end TT A TT

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